Spin A Tale of Lies.

I'm Chey, and I love Vriska.
This blog is about stuff and things I like. Mostly Homestuck, Transformers and My Little Pony.
I love hot alien babes and hot giant alien robots. Someone help me :')

May 30, 2012 10:01 pm

somemadmetaphores replied to your photo: ‘Maybe a bit cynical, a touch clinical, don’t need…

Can I drink your eye blood?

That is creepy. No, no you may not.

9:55 pm

somemadmetaphores replied to your photo: ‘Maybe a bit cynical, a touch clinical, don’t need…

You so purty in that pitcher! :)

o…m….g

Ahaha

9:00 pm
‘Maybe a bit cynical, a touch clinical, don’t need my eye, why do I wanna see that face? Don’t need no chest, why should my heart keep racing? Don’t need to hear, that voice is grating.’
Vent doodles

‘Maybe a bit cynical, a touch clinical, don’t need my eye, why do I wanna see that face? Don’t need no chest, why should my heart keep racing? Don’t need to hear, that voice is grating.’

Vent doodles

May 27, 2012 12:04 am May 26, 2012 11:14 pm

somemadmetaphores replied to your post: … That prolly would have been smart. How do you reply to replies? and how do you reply to posts? ;_; I’m having such a hard time with this.

I try and it doesn’t work and now I can FINALLY MAGICALLY REPLY TO POSTS GOTTDAMMT.

Ahahaha. M’sorry you’re having problems w/ tumblr.

11:05 pm

askerquestioner

somemadmetaphores: ... That prolly would have been smart. How do you reply to replies? and how do you reply to posts? ;_; I'm having such a hard time with this.

Hahaha. :’) I’m sorry. Your plight is hilarious to me, takes fucking forever to learn how to use tumblr. To reply to replies you click the speech bubble on the side of it. 

5:28 pm

kawaiicuteco:

❤       Giveaway time from Kawaii Cute Co.    

Hi guys! This is my San-X/Sanrio giveaway to say thank you to all you lovely people for following me and getting me to my first 1k followers ^_^

What you could win:

  • A Cinnamoroll 6 ring weekly planner book (so cute I just want to keep it!)
  • Little Twin Stars passport holder
  • Rilakkuma stickers sheet
  • Rilakkuma pencil
  • Rilakkuma chopsticks
  • My Melody stickers sack 70pcs
  • Sugarbunnies pencil sharpener
  • Pompom Purin deco tape
  • Rilakkuma memo pad
  • 10 pcs of deco tape (Monokuro boo, hello kitty, mamegoma, and panda bears)
  • The cutest Rilakkuma bow ever! By sincerely maeko! (check out her store for lovely bows at great prices!)
  • Winner also gets choice of any 2 rings from my store.

Rules:

  • Must be following me (kawaiicuteco.tumblr.com)
  • likes count
  • Reblogs only
  • 3 reblogs per day
  • Keep your ask box open so I can contact you
  • And no giveaway blogs please, it’s not fair for others
  • And reblog with all the text on please.

This giveaway starts 26th May and ends 1st August

I would also appreciate it if you liked my facebook page here

And check out my store here

It’s international so anyone can enter, I will cover shipping costs.

Message me with any questions, and good luck!

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12:58 am

This is why people don't have conversations with me.

  • Person: I like butts.
  • Me: Same.
  • Person: I love boobs.
  • Me: Ditto.
  • Person: Robots are p cool
  • Me: YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY LOVE OF ROBOTS. GOD I WANNA KISS THEM ALL.
  • Person: Wh-
  • Me: MAN I WOULD BANG ALL THE ROBOTS.
May 22, 2012 8:08 pm

saphazure:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!


Hello everypony~

I’m almost at 3000 followers! Nobody cares right? YEAH!!

But you WILL care when I say this.

Since I’m too much of a lazy ass to give it to many people, I’ll just make it so the winner gets all!

Yes, this is a giveaway. You probably care now! Wait actually, you only care for the giveaway, but not the actual follows.

Anyway, to the rewards.

  1. A PS3
  2. Tons of bought games downloaded onto it, save data, 120gb slim for lots of porn!
  3. An Alienware M14x with ALL OF MY THINGS ON IT (ponies inbound)
  4. A Razer Naga MMOG gaming mouse
  5. A cooling pad
  6. Some USB headphones
  7. A dell laptop, I don’t even know what brand it is, my friend is giving it to me but I only like Alienware
  8. All of the McDonald’s pony toys (except for Rarity, she’s mine :D)
  9. A shout-out on my blog (I only have this here so I don’t look like an asshole
  10. An android phone pre-loaded with all of my stuff

Now for rules :I

  • You HAVE to be following my blog. Reblogs and likes also give you chances to win, so you can get up to 3 chances to win all of my shit I don’t need
  • You HAVE to reblog at least once.
  • Max reblogs allowed: 3!!! Any more and disqualified.
  • Kissing up to me doesn’t count for shit, and will actually disqualify you
  • uhhhh
  • Reblog as many times as you want, I don’t give a fuck, but don’t do more than 3. xD Contradicting statements (it’s just unfair you guys xD)
  • Recomended to be a brony, since like all of these have pony things on them
  • poneh should poneh poneh
  • You CAN talk to me about it, just please don’t beg me for it.

Random.org will be my decider. I’ll just copy and paste your names there or something. Should I do screenshots? Yeah, okay. I’ll do screenshots if you ask for them

You don’t have to keep following me after the giveaway. Hell, I don’t control your lives. Be warned though, this blog is VERY NSFW.

During the course of the giveaway, though, please let me know if something offended you and I’ll delete it ASAP. I reblog lots of R34 xD

That’s about it you guys. Any questions, just ask me.

Thanks for 3000 once again you guys!

Oh yeah, have your asks open the 30th!!!! May 30 is your last chance!!

May 20, 2012 8:03 pm

asksecularwitch:

its-a-duckpond:

I had to. Okay you know the drill reblogs only, likes don’t count and following me won’t help you. 

Ends May 22, 2012 at midnight and the winner must have an open ask box and respond within 24 hours.

Winner gets a free fluffy skirt in their favourite Avengers fabric. ($40 normally)

If you want to order something or check out my portfolio blog here 

Theres no reblog limit but don’t be annoying. I can tell because after a while I recognize your name, don’t annoy me either please.

Have fun. 

-Ally

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